THE PHILOSOPHICAL CAT
I got an SMS from the fascist regime today, commanding me to call them. After queuing for 47 minutes and listening to messages on how I could otherwise fuck off, I was told I may need to provide photographic evidence of how that might make a criminal begging for their human rights shit in an envelope. In other news, the cat came home:
The antonym of motivational is unmotivational. Positivism through pessimism and procrastination. If you’re a cat counselling humans.